Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Drinking Milestone

Last night I reached another milestone in my drinking career.... For the first time in my life, someone had to open a locked case to retrieve the bottle of liquor I bought. This may not seem like a big deal to some of you rich fucks (hartmann I am looking in your direction), but to people like me who turned 21 at the absolute poorest time in my life, this is huge. The bottle in question was a liter of Grey Goose vodka, and I love it, and I love to share, so if you want a drink, stop on by.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

talk to me once you slip the guy a $20 as a tip for opening the case.
-fathead